February 2012
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sharks who make the same face in every picture. →
Seriously shark. Make a different face for once.
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“I have to go powder my nose.
I said GODDAMN. Goddamn. Goddamn.”
– Uma Thurman as Mia Wallace.
That awkward moment when you're washing your hands...
damnthatswhatshesaid:
So you’re like:
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if my mom's still asleep: Shh don't make noise she's asleep
if my dad's still asleep: Shh don't make noise he's asleep
if my brother's still asleep: Shh don't make noise he's asleep
if I'm still asleep: I need to vacuum for 3 hours and use the blender
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so he tries to pacify her
but what’s inside her never dies.
