Roald Dahl, The Twits
sarabexalicious: Amen, Audrey.
Why don’t you just take yo mama home some chicken and then I won’t have to shove my boot all up in yo ass. Captain Spaulding - House of 1000 Corpses
Get the fuck up out my face with that shit. Samuel L. Jackson in Pulp Fiction
I have to go powder my nose.
I said GODDAMN. Goddamn. Goddamn. Uma Thurman as Mia Wallace.
if you have a vagina

and say something along the lines of “no boyfriend, no problems,” everyone immediately knows that you are either incredibly ugly or a whore.